neverbat:

farorescourage:

kaplands:

we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there

language is weird

humans are weird

 
it finally makes sense

WELL THAT’S ONE FUCKING LIFELONG MYSTERY SOLVED

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collegehumor:

dorkly:

dorkly:

Injustice: Gods and Rich Mortals Among Us

AND A MERRY BATMAN DAY TO YOU ALL!

Happy Batman Day! Don’t forget to follow Dorkly on Tumblr if you don’t already.

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willowfae82:

Reason 2847958472 why I LOVE Jon Stewart.

(Source: mercuryjones)

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  • me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
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amoyed:

when someone “jokingly” steals food from your plateimage

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